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7 Things Guaranteed To Get You Hotter Than 50 Shades Of Grey

17 February 2015
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I don’t see any shades of grey here.  I just see one shade of “No thank you”.

If, like me, just the mention of 50 Shades of Grey has you rolling your eyes back so far that they almost fall out your mouth, then look no further.  I have put together a list of things that are guaranteed to spice up your life much more than wasting a couple hours in the cinema.

7 Things Guaranteed To Get You Hotter Than 50 Shades Of Grey…

This fireplace

Fireplace

This cup of coffee

coffee

This chilli

chili

These sweaters

sweaters

This workout

excersice

This desert

desert

 

You’re welcome…

hot under the collar

 

 

I’m making light of a topic that I actually don’t want to debate.
7 Things Guaranteed To Get You Hotter Than 50 Shades Of Grey was last modified: February 17th, 2015 by 321Blog
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nicolemorta 17 February 2015 at 9:40 AM

I don’t get the hype about 50 shades either! But clearly there were a lot of disappointed people who expected more from the movie. Your suggestions however are good enough to heat up any poor soul who’s fires were put out by that apparent anti climax in the cinema. Your posts always make me laugh… i love the humor and underlying sarcasm. makes my day.

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Zayaan 17 February 2015 at 10:38 AM

I laughed too hard at this. Spot on! ^_^

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Stephanie 17 February 2015 at 2:07 PM

hee hee brillant, love ur blog

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Heather 17 February 2015 at 6:33 PM

You gave me a good laugh. My husband actually wrote out a FB status that didn’t post in the end about how he’d rather watch 50 different kinds of sport over the weekend than 50 shades of bruises!

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Leigh de Kock 18 February 2015 at 12:48 AM

haha Cindy! This made me laugh uncontrollably…

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lisalooks 18 February 2015 at 9:27 AM

Great post! I share you sentiments..

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LeighJ 2 March 2015 at 2:54 PM

Spot on!

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